Thursday, January 19, 2023
Shubman Gill : Enormity of That Double Hundred
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
The Elephant in the Room
Rahul, Pujara and Rahane have faced a lot of flak for non performance and fitness issues over the past 3 years. Both Purane were dropped and Pujara has come back through some gritty performances thanks to a fruitful English county season. Rahane continues to strive in domestic Cricket. Rahul at least has two overseas hundreds in two test wins in England and South Africa, though his overall performance in non century knocks has been pathetic.
But as far as red ball cricket is concerned, the Elephant in the room is Virat Kohli. He has had absolutely horrible three years.
2020: 116 runs at 19.33
2021: 536 runs at 28.21
2022: 265 runs at 26.5
A total of 917 runs with 5 scores of 50+ in 36 innings in three years. Overall, his average was 26.2 in the last 3 years.
Monday, December 12, 2022
An Ode to Cricket
The cricketers play,
With bat and ball they battle
For victory each day.
The bowlers run and hurl
Their pitches with all their might,
While the batsmen stand and wait
To give their best a fight.
The wicket falls, the fielding team cheers,
Another batsman takes the crease,
Determined to score runs
And bring his team to victory with grace.
Thursday, December 1, 2022
Diarrhea of Runs
First day of Rawalpindi test between hosts Pakistan and England became the first ever test where Umpires offered bad light to bowling team to save them from English batters.
On a day when England scored at 6.74 RPO, Joe Root with 23 of 31 balls was the miserable failure for England with a pathetic strike rate of 74.19.Pakistan's most economical bowler conceded 5.64 RPO in 17 overs.
England had 4 centurions, with Zak Crawley scoring 4th fastest ton (86 balls) for England. That record lasted a session and a half as Harry Brook did better in 80 balls.
Ben Ducket's hundred was really pedestrian with a strike rate of just 97.27.
4 centuries and 504 runs in a day are new records for Bazballing.
If England were to bat full 90 overs for the day, they could have had a fifth centurion in Ben Stokes and a total in excess of 600.
England players were leaking till yesterday. But once the game began, only Pakistan bowlers were leaking.
England hit 73 fours and 3 sixers in 75 overs, making it at least one boundary every over and 310 runs through boundaries.
Pakistanis taught the English how to wash their arses during diarrhea. English players did a great job of it on ground. Dho Daala !
Finally, the Umpires saved Pakistan from English WMD.
Govind Raj Shenoy for DieHard Cricket Fans
Friday, October 28, 2022
SKY is an Illusion
While Indians are busy rejoicing Pakistan's loss to Zimbabwe, Suryakumar Yadav walked away with yet another Player of the match award. But the stunning fact is SKY, like "Sky" is an illusion.
Yet again tonight, Rahul prodded around, Rohit loitered and Kohli labored. Then arrived SKY. Or did he ? The sky was overcast but SKY wasn't. SKY was as bright and blue as SKY. Suddenly it rubbed on Kohli and there was Sunshine. We didn't notice and before that, SKY hit the last ball of the innings to bring up yet another fifty with a strike rate in excess of 200.
We can see sky but we cannot catch the sky. Ditto with SKY. Bowlers and fielders seldom get to catch him. SKY doesn't play to the galleries. The galleries plead with him to grace them and the spectators become gleeful fielders.
Other players hit the ball. SKY imposes himself on it. Others time the ball. He whispers into the ears of the ball in the last moment as to which direction to be taken. SKY is an Architect. He measures the distance between two fielders and then sends the ball between them inversely proportional to their respective speeds. The ball attains thrill in beating both the fielders to the ropes. No wonder he's been an Architect of many an Indian wins in a short period.
Friday, February 4, 2022
Indian Cricket's tradition of mistreating Cricketing Heroes
Dr. K.K. Srivastava for DieHard Cricket Fans